Shorts

I bet Jehovah's Witnesses have some good knock knock jokes...


I went out into the garden and, to my horror, my wife was slumped on the grass.
The fucking dog had dug her up again.


Whenever I masturbate in front of a mirror, I always wear a wig and lipstick, just so it doesn't get weird.


Whats green and mows my lawn? Its my Nigger and i'll paint him however i like.


a spastic goes to buy an ice cream . ice cream vendor says "what flavor would you like " spastic says " it doesn't matter , I'm gonna drop it any way "


I wonder what would happen if, while performing an abortion, someone shouted 'abort! abort!' ?


Whenever I cross a one way road i still look both ways in case there are any women driving


Today I got a tattoo of a black guy on my arm, now my arm won't work.