Cat falls like a boss
Killing time, fighting the syndrom
Friday, June 17, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Shorts
I bet Jehovah's Witnesses have some good knock knock jokes...
I went out into the garden and, to my horror, my wife was slumped on the grass.
The fucking dog had dug her up again.
Whenever I masturbate in front of a mirror, I always wear a wig and lipstick, just so it doesn't get weird.
Whats green and mows my lawn? Its my Nigger and i'll paint him however i like.
a spastic goes to buy an ice cream . ice cream vendor says "what flavor would you like " spastic says " it doesn't matter , I'm gonna drop it any way "
I wonder what would happen if, while performing an abortion, someone shouted 'abort! abort!' ?
Whenever I cross a one way road i still look both ways in case there are any women driving
Today I got a tattoo of a black guy on my arm, now my arm won't work.
I went out into the garden and, to my horror, my wife was slumped on the grass.
The fucking dog had dug her up again.
Whenever I masturbate in front of a mirror, I always wear a wig and lipstick, just so it doesn't get weird.
Whats green and mows my lawn? Its my Nigger and i'll paint him however i like.
a spastic goes to buy an ice cream . ice cream vendor says "what flavor would you like " spastic says " it doesn't matter , I'm gonna drop it any way "
I wonder what would happen if, while performing an abortion, someone shouted 'abort! abort!' ?
Whenever I cross a one way road i still look both ways in case there are any women driving
Today I got a tattoo of a black guy on my arm, now my arm won't work.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
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